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By Laura Moses Sep. But we can all agree that sometimes in life you just have to laugh at yourself, and for me, that absolutely applies to dating. Approaching your romantic adventures with a dash of humor might iste be the way to find love, so you'd be wise to have a few funny opening lines to send on dating apps at the ready. Starting a conversation with a joke or a witty line not only sets the tone for fun banter, but it might also help you stand out from the crowd. It can be tempting to overthink the first message you want to send to a match, and you might find yourself either staring blankly at your phone or typing and then deleting a version of "what's up?

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Do you normally go for people that are super good looking or super funny?

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Do you believe in love at first swipe, or should we unmatch and then match again? I'm not great at starting conversations, do you want to try? Liger King.

Begin with a common topic and then transition into other things. Want to get drinks? Come on, it's healthy!

Is our anniversary when we first matched or when we first messaged? Are you a library book?

Two wrongs don't make right, but two rights make a dafing match. That's it. I'm trying to think of a Postmates pickup line, but I need some help with the delivery.

Are you a barista? Don't worry.

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What's a nice person like you doing in a place like this? I've been thinking of something funny to say for an hour. We can say we met on Spotify because you're the hottest new single. By Laura Moses Sep.

Hopefully, this app will lead to a great meal. Starting a conversation with a joke or a witty line not only sets the tone for fun banter, but it might also help you stand out from the crowd.

Glad we matched when we did, my thumb was getting tired! Does swiping through funnyy dating app count as "exercise"? What kind of kitchen appliance you? I know it's cheesy, but matching with you is too Gouda to be true.

First, keep your Tinder opening message short.

Should it happen, feel free to send me a bottle of wine. If your mom were a shoe, what kind of shoe would she be? It's OK.

More like this. You know, I've been waiting for you to message me, but I guess I'll take one for the team.

Straight Forward Sex is cool, but have you ever matched with someone on a dating app and had them send a messagges good first message? Since you're so wonderful and unique, go ahead and get creative with introducing yourself to someone! There's also a chance this person might not respond at all, so you might as well amuse yourself! Obviously, we'd meet on an app — because you're messges total snack.

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Trying to think of a fruit or vegetable joke, but I can't produce much under pressure. Why do bartenders use blenders? That dog looks so cute, can you give them my ?

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So, do you have any good pickup lines? My grandmother was asking. I'm both. I think you're super cute and funny.

It's tough to cram all your charm, personality, and attitude into one message, but your sense of humor is a massive part of who you are. Happy texting! It's "What's up?

I don't want to flood your inbox, but dam — you look good. Should I start this conversation with a bad pickup line or by just saying hello? Do you need me to datlng the fire department? It can be tempting to overthink the first message you want to send to a match, and you might find yourself either staring blankly at your phone or typing and then deleting a version of "what's up?

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